Me: Excuse me madame. There is a situation. Your bag has been withheld by the customs.
Me: Maybe there is a forbidden item in your bag, maybe not. I have to take you down there so you can open the bag and let them check to be sure. It’s quite a long walk from here.
Woman: So who is going to replace the energy that I’m going to lose doing your long walk to the customs?
Me: The food that you’re going to eat on board Kenya Airways!