What
if Dallas Mavericks never had Nowiski? What if he never even left
Germany? What if Derick Rose was at Miami and the Miami three were at
Oklahoma City? What if Chicago bulls’ MJ had been the other MJ’s DJ or
even producer like Quincy? What if artists like lady Gaga and Jigga
weren’t into freemasonry and illuminati and Chris brizzy hadn’t slapped
and smacked RiRi? What if “Ready to die” wasn’t ever released by Biggy
and “The carter three” wasn’t by Weezy? What if Dre had refused to sign
slim shady & Fifty and Fifty never did the Formula 50 business and
Nate dogg never had the stroke illness? What if a few years ago, Justin
bieber didn’t upload his performances on U-tube regularly? What if
Whitney had never married Bobby and Jay-z and Diddy never had all the
money ?What if cash money/young money never talked about money and What
if my favourite “Bone thugs n harmony” had appeal like Young money’s
Nicki and Nicki had instead pursued her dream of acting, appearing and
staring in movie after movie? What if James Cameron never directed the
record breaking “Avatar” movie and Will smith finally won his much
awaited first Oscar Academy as he won the first ever Rap grammy,
especially after appearing in movie after movie? What if he had accepted
the lead role he was offered in “The Matrix” movie? What if Jaden smith
finally wins the Academy for Daddy Willy and Willow won a grammy for
“21st century…”. What if Trey smith dropped the foot ball quarter back
training and started the other football training as a right back for
Milan AC or Egypt’s Al Ahly? What if Barca never had Messi and he was
instead playing at Napoli? Could Leo Messi still make games so messy?
What if Eto’o chased the money and moved to Man City and Roman
“AbramoviC” sold Chelsea, bought Man City together with zlatan
“IbrahimoviC” and maintained Mancini at Man City? What if Arsenal’s
owners get weary, that Arsene of Arsenal hasn’t won a trophy in 6 years
which is a sad history, sack him and disgruntled players leave like
Nasri, Rosicky and Ramsey? What if Ramsey wasn’t Irish but English? And
Prince William and Kate Middleton had twice never kissed? What if the
hit men oBama ordered to kill oSama had missed? What if the media had
publicized the missed “bullet,” how would it affect next year’s
presidential “ballot”? What if Mark Zuckerberg had never invented
facebook, gone back to Harvard to reading his fat books, completed his degree
study, so that his parents could be happy when he had a job in a company
to earn big money and push away poverty and misery? Well, damn the
degree because it is as a result of his uncompleted study, that he had
time to make facebook a reality, which is why you are reading my funny story and comedy. And yes, I’m crazy about the
sound /i/.
NB: I wrote this at a friend’s house one evening. After
we had talked about sport/entertainment (but nothing about the /I;/,
) this idea just popped into my head after listening to Jadakiss' song "What if" and I was like “why can’t I write an
appealing story weaving many things in sport/entertainment/politics
together but going “through the wire” with one main rhyme?” I told him
to give me a pen&paper and I scribbled this for 20 minutes. As I was
writing, I thought I could post it on facebook so I concluded with
Zuckerberg. When I finished, I read it aloud and he laughed for almost
the same 20 minutes too, seized the paper from my hand saying, “I will
never give this back to you again, I will own it because you wrote it in
my house” protecting the paper like an egg and he didn’t. The whole
story was still in my head so I just went back home and typed it
on my laptop laughing at my friend’s act.
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